Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Best & Worst Times for Fellatio
After his team has won
After his team has lost
After his team has tied
St. Patrick's Day
Any Holiday Hallmark has a card
Space shuttle launch days
The Solstice (summer and winter)
Before dinner with your parents
After dinner with your parents
Just before the credit card bill arrives
After "accidentally" throwing out his collection of baseball cards/comic books/Pez dispensers While dressed as Vampirella, a nurse or Wonder Woman
After revealing your abandonment issues
Did we mention Wednesdays?
Worst Times -- I can't think of any!