Monday, July 6, 2009

You Always Need to Refresh Your Resume!


Here are the worst 10 boilerplate phrases -- the ones to seek out and destroy in your resume as soon as possible -- however in sex and bondage they have a different meaning:

Results-oriented professional -- a slut and whore to the core
Cross-functional teams -- Loves both men and women
More than [x] years of progressively responsible experience - Been an active tgirl since 17
Superior (or excellent) communication skills - I communicate well, but am more of a submissive
Strong work ethic -- true to kinky leanings
Met or exceeded expectations -- I have never met a cock I didn't enjoy
Proven track record of success -- in the bdsm lifestyle since 25
Works well with all levels of staff -- drinks and plays well with others
Team player -- loves threesomes, foursomes, and all types of gangbangs
Bottom-line orientation -- loves to have her bottom done

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