Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Well ...

Don't get involved with people you don't already know and trust. Avoid troublesome and troubled people like the plague. Unless you keep strict control over who has access to you, extreme problems can result.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Sometimes I ...

You're adaptable to circumstances but only up to a point. You have certain ideas about what is right and acceptable. You expect people to behave according to certain norms and can become exasperated when they don't.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Sometimes I Do ... By Mistake

Today's Word "Pernicious"
Causing great harm
pernicious \pur-NISH-uhs\ (adjective) - Causing great harm; deadly; wicked.

"After his visit to management's floor, Dave came to the conclusion that the bulk of them were the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the Earth."

From Middle English, from Old French, from Latin perniciosus, from pernicies (complete destruction), from per- (thoroughly) + nici-, from nex (destruction).

Have you ever seen someone so physically attractive that it literally made your jaw drop?

Yes My ex wife ...

A Toast

Do you need a hug?

I always need a hug after I have spent the evening at a gang bang

If a alien were to visit Earth..what will be the hardest thing to explain to the alien?

The Third Sex

Who knows you better than you?

My ex wife ... and my three sisters ... becuase I am just like them!

When was the last time you winked at someone?

At The bar on Thursday night ... I wink at a lot of people .... mostly men though!

Fun stuff for us to do at sleepovers?

..... have great sex ....

What makes you make a snap judgment of someone?

Attitude

So..do you do any physical activity?If so,what kind? :)

I workout daily at the gym --- normally two hours

Describe yourself in one word.. :)

Kinky

Would you ever record yourself masturbating or having sex?

Would you ever record yourself masturbating or having sex?
Answer here

Think of a sexy ice breaker?

Think of a sexy ice breaker?
Answer here

Do you like having a lubed thumb popped out of your ass like a champagne cork when you orgasm?

Do you like having a lubed thumb popped out of your ass like a champagne cork when you orgasm?
Answer here

What is the tastiest food anyone has ever eaten off of your body... and where from?

What is the tastiest food anyone has ever eaten off of your body... and where from?
Answer here

Nice Boobies


Do Real Femmes have Boobie Envy?

Look Into My Eyes

hello sexy lady, im such an admirer nof you, want to make sweet passionate love to and with you, suck that perfect clit of yours until you beg me to stop

moi -- would never beg you to stop!

Well Now!

You feel you're on the losing end of arguments. It's better to compromise in plans of action, to seek points of agreement in disputes. When a point of fact is involved, research is necessary.

Do You Play Golf?

From time to time, in golf and in life, it’s good to get outside of your comfort zone. Way outside…. It’s good to test yourself, to throw yourself into that burning ring of fire, to tee off from the“tips” (the hardest tee box), on a cold windy day, on a hard golf course like I did this weekend. To help you discover what you’re really made of — and on the 8th hole and a couple of lost balls, I started thinking of some of the hardest golf courses I have encountered. I wanted to share my list of the 10 Hardest Golf Courses. These are courses that grab you by the collar on the first tee, slap you around for five hours and then reluctantly agree to let you limp your sorry carcass back into the clubhouse for resuscitation. They are courses meant for drag-out, high-stakes battles at high noon. Courses where they should sell “I survived a round at … ” T-shirts in the golf shop. Fields of bad dreams. This is not a scientific or even definitive ranking. It’s my list of layouts that have battered and bruised me, ruined my scorecards and made me want to weep …

If you survived one of these courses, tell me all about it.

THE OCEAN COURSE Kiawah Island, S.C. | 7,356 YARDS / PAR 72 Pete Dye, 81, has been torturing golfers for half his life, and the Ocean Course, strung along the Atlantic coastline with fairways and greens perched above sand, sea oats and sweetgrass, is perhaps his most Dye-abolical design. (Eight of our top 50 were created by the man they call the “Marquis de Sod.”) The Ocean has the highest combination of Slope Rating (155) and Course Rating (79.6) in America, according to the U.S. Golf Association. With forced carries over marshes, endless waste bunkers and roll-resistant Bermuda grasses, the Ocean is a rare course that can bring tears and fears even to tour pros — it was dubbed Looney Dunes after multiple mishaps in the 1991 Ryder Cup. For the rest of us, it kicks sand in our face — literally when howling winds turn club covers into windsocks. Play it in the mornings when it’s walking only. You can’t cross the Rubicon in a golf cart.

THE INTERNATIONAL (THE PINES) Bolton, Mass. | 8,325 YARDS / PAR 73 It has pounded its chest as the longest golf course in the land since 1957, only once adding new back tees when someone dared to challenge its supremacy. The numbers are laughable: 8,325 yards, par 73, with a Course Rating of 80. The closing hole is 656 yards — and it’s not even the longest par 5 on the course. There’s also a par 6, the 715-yard fifth hole, and the par-3 seventh is 277 yards. Length isn’t its only overindulgence: The fifth green is 91 yards long and takes more than an hour to mow, and the 11th, a modest 590-yard par 5, has 24 bunkers. If you plan to play it from the tips, be sure you have a three-day weekend.

KOOLAU GOLF CLUB Kaneohe, Hawaii (Oahu) | 7,310 YARDS / PAR 72 With parts of the course receiving 130 inches of rain a year, this is target golf at its soggiest. You won’t need a caddie so much as a backcountry guide. The roughs are tropical rain forests, the hazards mostly uncharted ravines filled with jungle and undiscovered reptilian life forms. Typical of the course’s unsubtle presentation, the 474-yard, par-4 18th features two long forced carries over canyons plus a 330-yard bunker off the tee and a 220-yard bunker to the green. Legend has it that the course record was once 63 … lost balls. Koolau used to have a Slope Rating of 162, even though the maximum possible is 155.

PGA WEST (STADIUM COURSE) La Quinta, Calif. | 7,266 YARDS / PAR 72 Using moguls, pot bunkers and lumpy lies — a style he called his“grenade-attack look” —Pete Dye designed the Stadium Course to play mind games with the world’s best players, and he won. In the late 1980s, PGA Tour players successfully petitioned for its removal from the Bob Hope Desert Chrysler Classic because it was too hard for them, the sissies. Relegated for years mostly as a video-game monster, PGA West has re-emerged as a Q school final exam for aspiring tour pros. With holes like the island-green 17th called Alcatraz, it’s no wonder the late Jim Murray summed up PGA West with these words: “You need a camel, a canoe, a priest and a tourniquet to get through it.”

OAKMONT COUNTRY CLUB Oakmont, Pa. | 7,255 YARDS / PAR 71 No kidding, this is the only place where the USGA asked the club to slow down its greens for a U.S. Open. At the 1935 Open, Gene Sarazen putted off a green into a bunker, prompting Ed Stimpson to invent a tool to measure green speeds, the infamous Stimpmeter. Problem is, no green at Oakmont has enough flat spots to use it. The club used to post estimates of the green speeds each day. They’ve now stopped that, but the old chalkboard sign still exists, etched with a ghostly image of the number 13. The club hosts its eighth Open in June when the greens and bunkers will inflict much pain. (The “Church Pews” bunker has been deepened, with new back benches added, to catch more sinners.)

BETHPAGE STATE PARK GOLF COURSES (BLACK) Farmingdale, N.Y. | 7,386 YARDS / PAR 71 At one time, the Black was what public golf courses were like when we were kids, with hardpan fairways, crabgrass greens and pockmarked tees. After being revamped by Rees Jones for the 2002 U.S. Open, it’s in much better shape, but still big and brawny — a 6½-mile hike over hill and dale where no carts are allowed — with massive bunkers and tiny greens, several of them hidden from view, even from the center of some fairways. The Black’s magic is that it makes us all feel like kids again, inadequate to the task. It’s New York tough.

TOT HILL FARM GOLF CLUB Asheboro, N.C. | 6,543 YARDS / PAR 72 This is where the late Mike Strantz perfected Extreme Golf and proved that golf courses don’t need to be long to be murderous. Smashed from solid rock, holes plunge down mountainsides, jump creeks and climb canyon walls. Rock outcroppings congregate along the top edges of many bunkers. Boulders squeeze approach shots and frame greens as well as tees. Stones line Betty McGee’s Creek, which intrudes on 13 holes. Hand-stacked rock walls even wind along several fairways. At Tot Hill Farm, a round without a ricochet is a major accomplishment.

WHISTLING STRAITS GOLF CLUB (STRAITS) Haven, Wis. | 7,362 YARDS / PAR 72 Dire Straits would be a better name. Given the opportunity to transform an abandoned Army bombing range along Lake Michigan, Pete Dye produced a blend of Ballybunion and Beirut, with ragged 70-foot-high faux dunes peppered with a million bunkers, some the size of your golf bag, others the size of the clubhouse. When Pete’s wife, Alice, urged him to create harder holes that even the pros would double bogey, he added more bunkers and some railroad ties. So much for Alice being the gentler half of the team.

PINE VALLEY GOLF CLUB Pine Valley, N.J. | 6,999 YARDS / PAR 70 Long regarded as the best golf course in America, Pine Valley leads the league in intimidation. It might have a lot more green grass these days, but still, the turfed areas are just slivers compared to the acres of sand, with gnarly, twisted pine trees thrown in for good measure and hazards like “Hell’s Half Acre” and the infamous“D.A.” funnel-shape-bunker on the par-3 10th (the “D” stands for Devil’s; you can figure out the “A”). The great writer Henry Longhurst put it best: “Your ball is either on the fairway, in which case it sits invitingly on a flawless carpet of turf, or it is not. If it is not, you play out sideways till it is.” Brutally tough — but we’d never turn down an invitation to play it.

TOBACCO ROAD GOLF CLUB Sanford, N.C. | 6,554 YARDS / PAR 71 This is Mike Strantz’s version of Pine Valley, as seen through a funhouse mirror. Bunkers become craters, greens become sinkholes. The sand hills are taller and more eroded, the pits are steeper and deeper. Some greens are three times as wide as they are deep, and others are twice as long as they are wide. What’s not distorted is that there are five blind shots at Tobacco Road. That makes it cotton-pickin’hard

Pegging

Moi

Daring ... Moi?

Today's Word "temerarious"

Presumptuously daring

temerarious \tem-uh-RAIR-ee-uhs\ (adjective) - Recklessly or presumptuously daring; rash.

"I have confessed myself a temerarious theologian, and in that passage from boyhood to manhood I ranged widely in my search for some permanently satisfying Truth." -- H. G. Wells, The New Machiavelli

Temerarious comes from Latin temerarius, "rash," from temere, "rashly, heedlessly."

Biggest turn on?

Biggest turn on?

Answer here

When you wake up in the morning, what is the first thing you reach for?

When you wake up in the morning, what is the first thing you reach for?
Answer here

hello my horny shemale slutty friend do you happen to have yahoo msn or skype? if so give it to me so i can suck your sheclitty drain her then claim your anal cunt in private

nikkij.madison on yahoo

http://nikkijmadison.blogspot.com

How many guys have you deepthroated to the base? How many made you gag when you did?

lots and lots

Do you find yourself more in lust than in actual love?

I am in heat everyday

Did you like the last home-cooked meal you had?

linguine and cum sauce

Can you ever really be to young or to old for love?

love has no age limits

Favorite kinda music?

stockings garters and heels -- black and clitty ring

Friday, January 6, 2012

Tough To Undestand Me Sometimes...

Emphasis is on handling relationships but you have trouble making anything stick. You must persevere to get what you want, to make your point effectively, to get people to understand you. Don't give up easily.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Yummy

Panty Drop

Ingredients
1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Lemon Juice
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1 tsp Superfine Sugar

Preparation
Mix the vodka, triple sec, sugar and lemon juice in a cocktail shaker half filled with ice cubes. Shake well to make sure sugar is blended. Pour strained liquor into a sugar-rimmed martini glass and garnish with a twisted peel of lemon
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Dive.......................

Kamikaze
Ingredients
1/2 oz Vodka
1 oz Lime Juice
1 oz Triple sec

Preparation
Shake all ingredients together in a mixer with ice. Strain into chilled cocktail glass, garnish with lime wedge.

Breezin In!

Sea Breeze
Ingredients
4 oz Grapefruit Juice
1 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice
1 1/2 oz Vodka

Preparation
Build all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Garnish with lime wedge
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Sex .....

Sex on the Beach
Ingredients
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Cranberry Juice
1 1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Peach Schnapps

Preparation
Build all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Garnish with orange slice.

Bloody .....

Bloody Mary
Ingredients
3 oz Tomato Juice
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Lemon Juice
1 dash Worcestershire Sauce
1 pinch Pepper
1 pinch Salt
1 stalk of Celery
Hot Sauce

Preparation
Add dashes of Worcestershire Sauce, hot sauce, salt and pepper into highball glass, then pour all ingredients into highball with ice cubes. Stir gently. Garnish with celery stalk.

Cheers

Vodka is a fairly neutral tasting alcohol, something that many drinkers find ideal when making cocktails. The alcohol also has a relatively low amount of congeners, the toxic chemicals in alcohol which cause hangovers. These two factors make vodka one of the top drinks of choice on big drinking nights.

The neutral flavor of the alcohol has also prompted the popularity of flavored alcohols. With vodka's ability to take on infused flavors, bottles are available in a range of varieties, with everything from raspberry to marshmallow filling store shelves.

Horsefeathers!