booty call contract
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement")
is entered into on the _____day of__________, 2010, between Christine M. and______________.
is entered into on the _____day of__________, 2010, between Christine M. and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND
PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over!
2. No meeting in public!
3. No calls before 3AM - we don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading
with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then! It’s only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends,
just fuck buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed, and go the fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it- I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "the cable man."
17. Doggie style or me kneeling, are the preferred positions.
18. Feel free to fix something before leaving.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling
back looking for you.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or you pay.
22. Feel free to bring girlfriends or other guys with you, (Eiffel Tower me boys).
23. Under no circumstances does being on the booty call list automatically get you on the VIP list.* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the
holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts
to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it
will automatically become null and void and you will
then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted
from phone memory and email list.
In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all
communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over!
2. No meeting in public!
3. No calls before 3AM - we don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading
with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then! It’s only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends,
just fuck buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed, and go the fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it- I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "the cable man."
17. Doggie style or me kneeling, are the preferred positions.
18. Feel free to fix something before leaving.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling
back looking for you.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or you pay.
22. Feel free to bring girlfriends or other guys with you, (Eiffel Tower me boys).
23. Under no circumstances does being on the booty call list automatically get you on the VIP list.* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the
holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts
to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it
will automatically become null and void and you will
then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted
from phone memory and email list.
In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all
communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
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