Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Nikkij Needs A PR Manager Too


Every PR Manager's directive these days:
1. Call paparazzi to let them know you client is putting on a bikini and going to the beach. 2. Give the paparazzi the exact location. 3. Remind your client to give the obligatory "Alba" towel straightening pose on all fours, ass in air. 4. Remind the client to face the camera with belly sucked in, breasts heaved forward, coming out of the water. 5. Wait for the pics to spread across the Internet. 6. Collect fee from client.

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