Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Old Joke ... Still Funny


Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their Car which read: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd eitherhave to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUSSAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled, "Their signpertains to religion." So, the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign downAnd drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when henoticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their caragain. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when henoticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00."

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