101 Places To Have Sex

1. Hotel bed
2. In the Jacuzzi
3. On top of a fire truck
4. In the pouring rain
5. In front of the mirror
6. On a golf cart
7. On the carpeted staircase
8. On the front porch swing
9. In a classroom after everyone has gone home
10. Backseat of your car
11. Drive-in Movie Theater (in the back row!)
12. Bedroom
13. In a canoe
14. On top of a pool table
15. Laundry room on top of the washer
16. Airplane bathroom
17. Back row of the movie theater
18. At a concert among the crush of fans
19. On the Ferris wheel (you have to be fast!)
20. At the airport terminal
21. In the back aisles of the superstore
22. On your childhood bed during a family reunion
23. In the snow
24. In a furniture store
25. On a tractor
26. In the living room floor
27. In a Porta-Potty at the big concert event (this tests your bravery, too!)
28. On the kitchen table
29. Under the stars in the backyard
30. On a mountaintop in the middle of a hike
31. In your office at work
32. On your boss’s desk
33. On a boat in the middle of the ocean
34. In the ocean itself
35. On the beach
36. While in the tanning bed
37. In the lighted pool at night
38. In the center of an ice-skating rink
39. On the riding lawn mower
40. Under the fireworks on the Fourth of July
41. On a hotel balcony
42. In an elevator (again, how fast are you?)
43. Up against a tree in the woods
44. While in an old-fashioned phone booth
45. In the changing room at the department store
46. Among the old forgotten shelves at the library
47. On the golf course (18th hole, of course)
48. In front of your live webcam
49. At the Playboy mansion (hey, why not?)
50. Under a waterfall
51. In an antique shop on an antique bed
52. In a sleeping bag while camping
53. While standing up in the shower
54. While under the blanket at the big football game
55. While going through the car wash
56. On your parents’ bed
57. At a basketball game under the stands
58. In a corn maze in autumn
59. At the zoo
60. Under a highway overpass
61. In the middle of the football field in the middle of the night
62. While talking on the phone
63. Underneath the Christmas tree
64. On the hood of your car
65. In a haunted house during Halloween – wear your masks!
66. On the subway
67. In an old barn
68. While in the back of a limousine
69. On the train
70. On a cruise ship, up against the rail
71. In the quietest corner of a museum
72. On a stage during a live sex show
73. In front of your friends
74. On a street corner (don’t get caught!)
75. At your desk while working
76. On a picnic table at the park
77. On the big table in the conference room
78. While stuck in a traffic jam
79. On your favorite recliner
80. In a secluded corner of the casino floor
81. While on horseback
82. In a hammock in the backyard
83. On the riverbank
84. Behind the stage during a concert
85. On the band’s tour bus
86. On the roof of your house (be careful!)
87. While on a sight-seeing tour on a helicopter
88. While in a hot air balloon
89. In a photography studio (while the camera captures it all)
90. On set for an amateur porn movie
91. In the aisles of the hardware store
92. In the car you are test driving
93. On the side of the road
94. In the bathroom stall
95. In the bed of a pickup truck
96. In the private jet
97. At a highway rest area
98. In a cave
99. At the gym on one of the machines
100. On a motorcycle
101. On a pier just above the crashing waves

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