Be Back Later

A man walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender says “that’ll be 5 cents please.” “5 cents?” the man asks, incredulously, “Well, for that price, I think I’ll have a nice T-bone steak and a glass of red wine.” “No problem,” the bartender says, “that’ll be 10 cents please.” “10 cents?” the man asks, “what’s going on here, where’s the owner of this place?” “He’s upstairs with my wife,” the bartender says. “Well what the hell’s he doing up there?” the man asks. “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here!”