Thursday, July 1, 2010

If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer


If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! - To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! - If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". - Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. - To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel. - To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. - If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. - When you lose your car keys, click on "find". - We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately. - To feel like a new person, click on "refresh". - Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse. - To undo a mistake, click on "back". - If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".

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