Imagination Rules!
Masturbation tip # 7. Lay on your back and lift your legs so that they are over your head and your dick is above your face. When you’re about to cum open your mouth to taste your yogurt. Imagine it’s a shemale who gives you a facial! You may take some crushed ice and eat it while the cum freezes in your mouth. With some practice you can even suck your own cock!
What Do You Know About Your Men?
Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. Roll over bitch. This position is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice.Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act like a porn star all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't expect him to switch for you.Being selfish in bed. Regardless of the shit that Cosmo forces down our throats, sex is NOT just about us. Get over it.Using random magazines as a sex bible. I don’t know who comes up with half that shit, but I'm pretty sure they need counseling.Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you.Not moving at all. Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing.
Masturbation tip # 7. Lay on your back and lift your legs so that they are over your head and your dick is above your face. When you’re about to cum open your mouth to taste your yogurt. Imagine it’s a shemale who gives you a facial! You may take some crushed ice and eat it while the cum freezes in your mouth. With some practice you can even suck your own cock!
What Do You Know About Your Men?
Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. Roll over bitch. This position is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice.Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act like a porn star all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't expect him to switch for you.Being selfish in bed. Regardless of the shit that Cosmo forces down our throats, sex is NOT just about us. Get over it.Using random magazines as a sex bible. I don’t know who comes up with half that shit, but I'm pretty sure they need counseling.Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you.Not moving at all. Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing.
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