You feel overwhelmed by someone who does better than you. You feel overwhelmed by situations you cannot handle. You are challenged to maintain good humor in difficulties.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Are You A Customer?
A customer is the life-blood of this and every other business
· A customer is the most important part of any business
· A customer is not dependent on us-we are dependent on the customer
· A customer is not an interruption of our work-the customer is the purpose of it
· A customer is a partner to our business-not an outsider
· A customer is not someone to argue or match wits with
· A customer has certain expectations-it is our job to fill these expectations
· A customer is deserving of our most courteous and attentive treatment always
· A customer makes it possible to pay your salary-no matter what position you hold
· A customer is the most important part of any business
· A customer is not dependent on us-we are dependent on the customer
· A customer is not an interruption of our work-the customer is the purpose of it
· A customer is a partner to our business-not an outsider
· A customer is not someone to argue or match wits with
· A customer has certain expectations-it is our job to fill these expectations
· A customer is deserving of our most courteous and attentive treatment always
· A customer makes it possible to pay your salary-no matter what position you hold
Friday, May 28, 2010
One Place ... There are Others
The most public place you have had sex?
In was at the poolside late at night in a convention hotel in Orlando. i was there with Ashley my ex wife on one of her business trips. We were on a lounger down at the end of the pool area away from the outdoor bar. it was about 11PM. Ashley was riding my cocked ring clitty and coming to multiple orgasms getting louder and louder and we had drawn small group, five i think, of male conventioneers.
When Ashley was done she crawled off me and bowed to the guys... she was naked ... she latched my leash to my choker and pulled me up. All i had on was my teddy top. She led me out of the pool, making me cover my clitty as best i could ... the guys were howling and asked if anyone wanted to join us... a nice looking guy … named Fred said sure. He joined us in our room. Boy did he have a wonderful cock and I am sure lots to talk about the next day.
Chastity is an Honor!
What do you think about chastity for a shemale, while she is the sextoy for her boyfriend?
Do it often. Cock rings and cages are a perfect attire for a fuck toy.
It's an honor to wear one for your boy friend or girl friend or owner or Master or Mistress ...
Another Ask Me Anything ... and Answered!
Do you like the feeling, when you wear a dress outside, and the coolness caresses your clitty?
It’s an exhilarating experience each and every time. I love to wear dresses. They show off my athletic legs so well; especially with 3” heels. That puts at 6’ so it’s not hard to pick me out in a crowd. I love strutting through malls; always have. I almost never wear pantyhose… although I do love the feeling and when I do I don’t wear panties underneath. Stockings and garters are my favorite under dress attire. Panties are optional. My clitty is free... the air flowing up my skirt is cool... sometimes a cock ring will keep me hard. Yummy
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Records Are Made To Be Broken!
We hit a record of page hits yesterday. Thank you!
Please keep coming back ... and of course cumming. We love your comments and your questions. Enjoy!
The Inquistive Minds Want to Know ... Keep the Questions Coming ...
Where is the most interesting place you have sex?
Many places actually. Public and private... i've always enjoyed sex on a boat in the middle of the bay; in places where we might get caught,such as in a car, next to a car, in a public restroom, on a balcony, or any place where i can suck him off.
In public parties i like being caged or tied or a place on a bed or to a high back chair where i must service whoever comes by. I get off on that. But when its all said and done... the best place is always at the end of cock or having my clitty or tongue in a pussy at any place or any time.
Ask Me Anything... Another Answer Posted!
Have you ever cum while being fucked -- without touching your clitty?
yes I have a few times ... but not every time. When i have been fucked real good ... all it takes is to touch my clitty sometimes and i explode. Other times either he or she strokes to the big O in relatively short time. I love having either cages or a cock ring on my clit when i get my booty used. i have been sucked while being fucked and i normally will come first. The hardest is rub my clitty and be told not to cum until told... needless to say I fail all the time.
The most fun is being fucked while you are sucking someone else....
yes I have a few times ... but not every time. When i have been fucked real good ... all it takes is to touch my clitty sometimes and i explode. Other times either he or she strokes to the big O in relatively short time. I love having either cages or a cock ring on my clit when i get my booty used. i have been sucked while being fucked and i normally will come first. The hardest is rub my clitty and be told not to cum until told... needless to say I fail all the time.
The most fun is being fucked while you are sucking someone else....
Ask Me Anything ... He Did Too.
Tell us the truth about sex with more than one man!
Now tell me ... what tgirl wouldn't want this action?
Its a high like you have never had before... you don't know which one to do next... they all want theirs done first but the anticipation is just awesome. What's even better you are the center of attention ... and then if you are lucky you get to do them again
Its a high like you have never had before... you don't know which one to do next... they all want theirs done first but the anticipation is just awesome. What's even better you are the center of attention ... and then if you are lucky you get to do them again
Ask Me Anything ... He Did
Do you wish all men were tgirls?
no -- i love men and women and tgirls... the variety is the spice of life.
Opt for Wmen Who Wear Little Clothing
No, not just because you can better inspect "the goods." When women ovulate, they often dress provocatively, as they subconsciously want to attract potential mates -- the equivalent of animals being in heat. The animalistic element is quite present in the primordial one-night stand process. Use it to your advantage. (It's call slutty sometimes)
Approach experienced women
The older ladies who seem fun-loving are generally more adventurous, and are therefore a good choice. Hit up women in all combinations
With a group of women, don't necessarily approach the most attractive one. Instead, use game theory, as Russell Crowe's John Nash character did in A Beautiful Mind : opt for the second most attractive to increase your chances of success, since she probably doesn't get hit on as much. This, in turn, might make the alpha female jealous, which could create a bidding war that works to your advantage. You could always opt for the least attractive woman to optimize your chances, since she probably rarely gets any attention at all when she goes out with her girlfriends. But if you're a CPP, surely you'll be setting your sights higher than the ugly duckling. Note: If you plan on buying your prey a drink, then you should buy one for all her friends as well. Move in on women who are alone
If she's alone, on the other hand, you won't face resistance from her friends. She's likely to want to talk to interesting fellows who can entertain her. Remember, even if your pick-up skills are excellent, if you select the wrong woman who's in a bad mood and/or not into one-night stands, then you have no chance. The possibility of having sex ultimately depends on the woman. Does this work with TGirls too?
Approach experienced women
The older ladies who seem fun-loving are generally more adventurous, and are therefore a good choice. Hit up women in all combinations
With a group of women, don't necessarily approach the most attractive one. Instead, use game theory, as Russell Crowe's John Nash character did in A Beautiful Mind : opt for the second most attractive to increase your chances of success, since she probably doesn't get hit on as much. This, in turn, might make the alpha female jealous, which could create a bidding war that works to your advantage. You could always opt for the least attractive woman to optimize your chances, since she probably rarely gets any attention at all when she goes out with her girlfriends. But if you're a CPP, surely you'll be setting your sights higher than the ugly duckling. Note: If you plan on buying your prey a drink, then you should buy one for all her friends as well. Move in on women who are alone
If she's alone, on the other hand, you won't face resistance from her friends. She's likely to want to talk to interesting fellows who can entertain her. Remember, even if your pick-up skills are excellent, if you select the wrong woman who's in a bad mood and/or not into one-night stands, then you have no chance. The possibility of having sex ultimately depends on the woman. Does this work with TGirls too?
Speechless!
How many words did Noah define?
The last dictionary that Noah Webster wrote contained 70,000 words and their meanings. He wrote it with no help and by hand. After his death his family sold the right to publish to G&C Merriam and Co.
Sing For Him... and Him?
How many vocal chords do people have?
A normal person has two true vocal chords. We also have two false vocal chords which have no direct role in producing sound.
A normal person has two true vocal chords. We also have two false vocal chords which have no direct role in producing sound.
Travel Tips - What Clothes Should You Bring?
Essential to having a good trip is looking good and feeling comfortable with what you wear. So here are some things you should think about when packing for your long awaited trips.
1. Your clothes should revolve around one or two basic colors. This will immensely make the choice of what accessories to bring easier. This will also make the decision making process of what shirt, slippers, shorts, or bag to bring.
2. Bring more underwear than you anticipate and less shirts than you expect to wear. Buying underwear on the trip is not a bad idea but it is never advisable to wear them without washing them first. This means you will not be able to use the underwear right away anyway so bring the ones you already have.
3. Plan on doing the laundry. Bring clothes you will wear for a week, just wash them if necessary. If you are going on a long holiday, it is not advisable to bring so many as this will only make packing hard. Laundry will simply have to be done.
4. Choose a cloth that does not crumple easily or sensitive. It's has got to be something that you cannot worry about too much. Holidays are there to relax you not give you additional load.
5. Prefer shorts over jeans and skits. If the weather of the country you are going to will permits it, that is. Besides going around in skirts will only be a hindrance to your adventure. Go all out, wear shorts.
6. Take clothes that you don't mind discarding. You will most likely buy new ones so it will not hurt to make it easy on to just throw away the ones you brought.
7. Know the weather of your destination, that way you'll know if you need a jacket or not.
8. Bring clothes with pockets, it comes in handy.
1. Your clothes should revolve around one or two basic colors. This will immensely make the choice of what accessories to bring easier. This will also make the decision making process of what shirt, slippers, shorts, or bag to bring.
2. Bring more underwear than you anticipate and less shirts than you expect to wear. Buying underwear on the trip is not a bad idea but it is never advisable to wear them without washing them first. This means you will not be able to use the underwear right away anyway so bring the ones you already have.
3. Plan on doing the laundry. Bring clothes you will wear for a week, just wash them if necessary. If you are going on a long holiday, it is not advisable to bring so many as this will only make packing hard. Laundry will simply have to be done.
4. Choose a cloth that does not crumple easily or sensitive. It's has got to be something that you cannot worry about too much. Holidays are there to relax you not give you additional load.
5. Prefer shorts over jeans and skits. If the weather of the country you are going to will permits it, that is. Besides going around in skirts will only be a hindrance to your adventure. Go all out, wear shorts.
6. Take clothes that you don't mind discarding. You will most likely buy new ones so it will not hurt to make it easy on to just throw away the ones you brought.
7. Know the weather of your destination, that way you'll know if you need a jacket or not.
8. Bring clothes with pockets, it comes in handy.
Abel Alexander
Today's Word "Coxcomb"
Coxcomb \KOKS-kohm\ (noun) - 1 : obsolete. A cap worn by court jesters; adorned with a strip of red. (Now cockscomb). 2 : archaic. The top of the head, or the head itself. 3 : Obsolete. A fool. 4 : A vain, showy fellow; a conceited, silly man, fond of display; a superficial pretender to knowledge or accomplishments; a dandy; a fop.
"If thou follow him, thou must needs wear my coxcomb." -- William Shakespeare, 'King Lear'
Coxcomb is a corrupted spelling of cock's comb, the comb of a rooster, hence the badge resembling it that was worn in the cap of a professional fool or jester, hence the wearer of the cap, hence a fool or a vain and silly man.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Keep Focused Bitch!
Don't let anyone damage your self-esteem today. You may be feeling slightly depressed or self-doubting but you need to focus and keep trying until you understand.
He Called it What...?
How close is Phobos?
Phobos, one of the moons of Mars, is so close to its parent planet that it could not be seen by an observer standing at either of Mars poles. Phobos make three complete orbits around Mars every day.
Monday, May 24, 2010
I'm Always Wishing ...
A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying.
"What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.
Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, "My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?"
The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu, and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table. She looked very happy, and he was glad. He said, "Make a wish and blow!"
She closed her eyes, and made her wish. Then she came up to the waiter, got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and started sucking on it. He had no idea why she was doing this, but she was really into it, sucking away, and playing with his balls. He knew that he should stop her-they didn't even know each others names-but hey, when you've got a hot blonde sucking on your cock, like you're really going to say, no don't suck it.
He stood there, enjoying every moment, and when she made him cum, he exploded inside her mouth, and she swallowed every drop of his huge, hot load. She looked up at him with a smile, and said, "Did you like it?"
He said, "Yes, of course, you suck cock great... but I'm just wondering why you suddenly started sucking my cock??"
She looked confused. "Well, I was just doing what you told me to."
Now he's confused. "What I told you to?"
Smiling, she says, "Don't tell me you forgot already... You said, 'Make a wish and blow!'"
"What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.
Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, "My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?"
The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu, and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table. She looked very happy, and he was glad. He said, "Make a wish and blow!"
She closed her eyes, and made her wish. Then she came up to the waiter, got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and started sucking on it. He had no idea why she was doing this, but she was really into it, sucking away, and playing with his balls. He knew that he should stop her-they didn't even know each others names-but hey, when you've got a hot blonde sucking on your cock, like you're really going to say, no don't suck it.
He stood there, enjoying every moment, and when she made him cum, he exploded inside her mouth, and she swallowed every drop of his huge, hot load. She looked up at him with a smile, and said, "Did you like it?"
He said, "Yes, of course, you suck cock great... but I'm just wondering why you suddenly started sucking my cock??"
She looked confused. "Well, I was just doing what you told me to."
Now he's confused. "What I told you to?"
Smiling, she says, "Don't tell me you forgot already... You said, 'Make a wish and blow!'"
More Driving Rules
- A right-lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same drivers to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels.
- Turn signals will give away your next move. A real driver never uses them.
- Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
- Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane-change is considered 'going with the flow.'
- The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
- Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork.
- Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
They Say The Same About Me and My Surprise
Great Story
"How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa while your income is so low?" asked the IRS auditor. "Well," the taxpayer answered, "while fishing last summer I have caught a large golden fish. When I took it off the hook, the fish opened his mouth and said, 'I am a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea and I'll give you the most luxurious villa you have ever seen'. I threw the fish back to the sea, and got the villa."
"How can you prove such an unbelievable story?"
"Well, you can see the villa, can't you?"
Are You A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences,pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A little later a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
Rules of Driving
- Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right.
- Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions, and are apparently not enforceable during rush hour.
- Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
- Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident, or even if someone is just changing a tire.
- Throwing litter on the roads adds color to the landscape and gives Adopt-a-Highway crews something to clean up.
- It is assumed that state police cars passing at high speed may be followed in the event you need to make up a few minutes on your way to work, or the beach.
- Remember that the goal of every good driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary.
- Real female drivers can put on pantyhose, apply eye makeup, and balance the checkbook at seventy-five miles per hour during a snowstorm in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
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