Friday, February 19, 2010

Tiger Woods "Tell All" Today .... NOT


Patricia Hannigan, the Golf Girl, commented she thought some golf writer, if invited to ask Tiger questions, today (Friday) may ask, "Tiger, what is the current status of your relationship with Rachel Uchitel?"

Personally, I would ask, "Tiger, have you ever propositioned Elin's twin sister, Josefin".

How about, "Was the toilet paper at the Sex Clinic one or two ply"?

Then, "Tiger, at what age will you sit Sam and Charlie down and give them the details of your sexual disorder"?

Or, "For the record, Tiger, just what club did your wife hit you with that night"?

And, finally, "How do you rate the Cadillac Escapade's off-road capabilities"?

Actually, I honestly believe the above six questions would be the most reasonable ones posed to Tiger. And, these guys get paid for this...

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