How Can You Really Tell ...?

Ways to tell if your girlfriend is a lesbian:

1. She owns over a dozen Ani Difranco albums…not including live bootlegs.

2. She goes from TiVoing Ellen to waking up earlier than necessary to watch it live.

3. She wants to take a vacation to San Francisco “for the weather.”

4. She starts watching Oxygen daily - and is part of the Oh! online community.

5. Handjobs become infrequent; Blowjobs are nonexistent.

6. She becomes a Roller Derby enthusiast/skater.

7. She misses the days of Lilith Fair.

8. Rent, The Truth About Jane and D.E.B.S. are in constant rotation in her DVD player.

9. She suddenly went from pro-woman to angry feminist.

10. She says “As a woman…” before stating an opinion on anything.

11. Her cute pixie-cut has slowly become less fashionable and more butch.

12. She thinks everybody (besides Green Party lesbian activists) is sexist.

13. She knows who Bernadette Peters is.

14. Her new idol: Janeane Garofalo.

15. She loves flannel and flip flops.

16. She marked The L Word Season 5 premiere on her calendar.

17. Not only does she own a dildo (which gets more action than you), but she owns several dildos of different shapes and sizes - even “silly” ones.

18. She passed the Lesbian Detector Test.