GIRL: I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: ...Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: ...Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: ...Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But... He told me he was HIV.
PSYCHIATRIST: What a BASTARD -- You Bitch!
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