I Would Rather Be Red ...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are riding in an elevator from the 14th floor to the lobby. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, “That looks like a cum stain.” The brunette leans over and smells the stain. “Smells like a cum stain,” she says. The blonde leans over and tastes the spot, then says, “Well, it’s nobody from this building.”