Always Sell Up!

A Los Angeles woman tried to give a whole new meaning to the phrase "happy meal" by approaching men at a McDonald's drive-through and offering sexual favors in exchange for some chicken McNuggets.

Khadijah Baseer was spotted opening car doors at random in order to propose her trade, but she found no takers. One customer took the time to inform cops of the fast-times for fast-food offer - and Baseer was quickly taken into custody. You've got to wonder... did she want fries with that?