Saturday, June 27, 2009

She Has Something in Her Eyes!


Tears

All women know that the easiest way to make a man uncomfortable is to cry; we've all witnessed men that automatically give in to even the most unreasonable requests just to make the tears stop. Girls learn this tactic early -- fathers present gifts to teary-eyed daughters and school teachers forgive bad behavior at the onset of convincing waterworks. Most women have perfected the pouty sniffles and streaming eyes to a point where it can be difficult to pinpoint an honest display.
Counterattack: When presented with a crying woman outside of actual traumatic scenarios, it's probably a good idea to remove yourself from the situation if you feel at all in doubt about her sincerity. You can't bargain with tears, so avoid them instead.

2 comments:

  1. Ah you mean the 'bladder to close to the eyes' syndrome, I have an ad vantage over most members of the of the male sex, being brought up with multipul sisters and being the eldest i have had an opertunity to watch how the verious 'use of tears'strategies develop

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